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This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Who needs sleep anyway, right?

Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in tasks and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Caffeine, Because Adulting Is get more info Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to communicate your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable therapy session. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of hot chocolate anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next social event
• It makes a great surprise for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite sweatpants for ultimate comfort

My Blood Type is Coffee Hoodie

I don't crave caffeine like a typical person. I function on pure brew. My veins are thrumming with espresso. Truthfully, if you ever see me rocking this hoodie, it's a undeniable sign that I'm fully charged.

• Claim yours before they vanish into the ether!

Glazed Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With Coffee) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe chillers. You know, the kind who love a good mood and aren't afraid to flaunt their personality. It's got that cool look with a touch of wit, making it perfect for hanging out. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can disrupt your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Specs: Super-soft material
• Colors: Black, and maybe a few crazy ones too
• Sits: True to size, so you can feel confident in your pick

Grab yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About That Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to suddenly burst into monologues about it at the weirdest unexpected times. Don't be surprised if they launch a detailed rant about its fabric, style, or even the optimal coffee pairing. It might take some time to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled adventure.

Hoodie I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a garment, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the controlled pandemonium. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy statement piece. Whether you're conquering your schedule, or just unwinding after a long session, this top is the perfect way to show off your style.

• Extra awesomeness if you pair it with some sleep deprivation for that authentic look.
• Own this vibe and let everyone know: You run on energy drinks.